Lysol Wipes, Anyone?

She had to go to the bathroom.

It was an emergency.

It is always an emergency, so I wave her the okay, and add "Take a friend." Pee with a buddy.

She should have just walked out the door with her friend, taken care of business, and returned.

Instead, she stalled in the place she made her request, staring at me still.

It's an emergency. There's more. She has a Rash. There's more. Down there. With every detail, I simply said "Go ahead, take a friend."

I guess she doesn't know that's the signal for "Please don't tell me anymore."

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