I was standing outside at recess today with a coteacher, and all of the sudden a squirrel darts across the middle of the playground. I state that the squirrel just saw its life flash before its eyes (b/c there are about 80 kids on the playground, running and darting about).
My coteacher responds "He better keep running... I have some students who might want to skin it and eat it."
Here's to a healthy lunch.