I began to explain to the class that we would be leaving soon to visit with our first grade buddies, which they all love. In fact, the student I had placed myself next to was so excited that she leaned on me, putting a hand on my leg and a hand on my back (we're criss-cross on the floor). Promptly after her "hug," she looks at me and whispers (think volume level of a game of tag at recess),
"I can feel your bra!"
In front of everyone. I quickly turn and whisper, "Please keep those thoughts in your head." In order to not draw attention.
She then leans forward to a friend across the circle and says,
"Psst, I can feel her bra!"
Then a boy on the other side of the circle yells out "That's gross!"
Later we had a private talk about appropriate comments, blah blah blah. I had to wait a bit for my face to return to normal shade.
I couldn't even make eye contact with the social worker or I'd share her response as well. Aw, well, that will just be something to laugh about during our meeting. Wonderful.